Avril Lavigne - I still think the 'Girlfriend' video is too young and too pro-bullying, but Avril is my guilty pleasure (it's purely a music thing) and it is a great album.

Not a bad likeness...

Christine Aguilera - "Sugar Coated Candy Man"?
And does the company jump?
When he plays reveille?
They should, because he's very clearly the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy of Company B...

Take half a minute to hear what I mean...